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Sunday, December 18th, 2005
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so its been like what two months since my last post? you really, really, really, really havent missed out on much of anything. umm lets see.. im pretty much addicted to myspace these days so if you want to check me out on there its myspace.com/bigsteve000 i just think that you can totally tell how someone really is by their myspace page hence the name myspace i guess who really knows, ive gotten in touch with people i havent seen in YEARS on there, and not to sound like a flamer but im actually really greatfull for a few things 1) chesnee allen.. for making me THIS, then getting me into the whole online blog/website whatever deal, and helping me learn basic HTML, by the way ches, youre a doll ;) and thats about it pretty much ches and all the sub categories. yep, going home in february, thats a fact, and im counting down the days. its so hard to believe that its christmas, especially since i live in hawaii, and yea.. hawaiians and christmas go along like rednecks and wall street. i mean i really dont care much for christmas, but apparently people do because they want to have the fucknig capitol building christmas tree taken down/renamed. now last time i checked, we got freedom of speech, freedom of religion. if you dont like that shit, you are more than welcome to get the fuck out of my country, becasue if you dont like a tradition thats been celebrated in this country since its foundation, AND what i fight for, you can seriously fuck off, and if i offended you in writing that, report me, find me, say something to my fucking face, because ill squash your liberal ass, that really burns my nuthairs.. gay people can get married but we cant have a fucking christmas tree. eat my dick.
whew, sorry got sidetracked there. so yea i remember back in the day writing about going to VBSS school, that didnt happen, i quit the team because the people ihad to deal with are REDICULOUS. so they call me a quitter and tell me i cant hack it but its really wierd, because since im on the ship's force protection/anti terrorism training team, when we do a drill, whos the guy running around with the gun icing people? me. and im REALLY good at it too.. and it always seems that those VBSS gi joe egotistical fuckmo's are the ones im blasting first. umm yea, another bitch!
so on a HIGHER note, i dont know if you remember me back in the day talking about "elizabeth" or "crazy elizabeth" "crazy virginia girl" they all might ring a bell.. but yea she came out here last weekend, and i actually had a really good time with her, she came to my ship's christmas party and had a good time, i think.. i had GREAT time she forgot her ID so i had a DD and of course, started drinking double shot jack and cokes, so about 10 of those later, i was feeling pretty godamn good and introduced her to alot of the people i work with/for the capitan loved her and thats cool because they capitan is a really admirable guy i have alot of respect for him. the rest of the weekend we just drove around went to the beach had lots of crazy sex and all that jive it was a good time, i was kinda sad to see her go, but were just friends and i think thats how its going to stay shes a great girl, smart as hell and very caring, but just not what im looking for right now i need a trollip.
of course, va tech lost the ACC champs, leave me alone..
BUT this past wednesday, i got to see one of the BEST bands on the FUCKING PLANET
MOTLEY FUCKING CRUE
and it wwas awesome, the blaisdale arena really isnt big at all, and i got 20th row tickets so i went with my brodangle josh and it was his first concert ever which was gnarly so i drank like 10 miller lights and josh bought me a bottle of jager so that was gone before we hit the parking lot i was LIT during the concert and i still havent gotten my voice all the way back yet my neck is definately still sore from headbanging and thrashing the fuck out of some stuff it was BADASS there were these two chicks behind me who kept trying to take my shirt off and pinching my ass haha when i turned around they were two little biker fat old ladies and i just laughed my ass off the concert was rediculous. if you dont like motley crue, youre going to have retarded children i already got yelled at for rocking the hoodie around the ship because its got a huge ass pentagram on it well oh fucking well i am in the navy i kinda expected that.
thats all thats going on with me. if you want to holla at a nigga my SN on AIM is thefadedline000 yea im around there usually im not going out much lately because im saving up rediculous money to go home with gotta get ready for roadtrip from hell 2006 might be stopping by a college near you keep your eyes and ears open check my myspace mos def. play on playas
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Saturday, October 22nd, 2005
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Sunday, October 16th, 2005
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ches, you sonofabitch!
kat-o i dont want to know whats up with that rag
cass-thanks for the godamn eraser, love you too.
larry, you bastard.
shauna-you and katie both had wet rags, and gave them to me.. wonder what was goin on there.. wink wink
MARIE!-thanks homes good lookin out!
marla DEFINATELY gives me wood.
what the fuck happened? i dressed like a jack daniels bottle.. FUCK halloween.
wow, im a loser. duty day. boring.. sorry i havent updated, i moved into my new place and i dont have the internet yet.. but if you want to know what imdoing, just ask cass!(cspencer488) im sure that she'll wonder why the hell you want to know about me!
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Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
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whoooooooa i didnt forget about yall.
this past weekend has been pretty good, and defiantely productive.. to a certain extent.
friday, got out of school around 11, which was good for me.. so i headed to the uniform shop to check up on my cammies and shirts, and then to the mini mart for dinner, coke, and jack daniels. came back to my room, and put some shit away, packed some shit up, and decided that i didnt have any movies to watch( i got rid of cable, tired of paying 100 bucks a month for too many channels, and SHITTY internet that is supposedly great.. too bad i get 5 times the bandwith on my free wireless network, BITCHES) so i rolled back to the mini mart and picked up a few movies. came back home again, cooked dinner, and started drinking jack and cokes.. and poped the central park concert in the ol' dvd player, and got shitfaced, and jammed out with my boys DMB. when i was smoking later on, Little vav walks up and hes all fucked up on painkillers because he spent last week in washington dc donating his bone marrow.. and that shit isnt easy.. or painless.. that kid was fucked up and he lives off base, dosnt have base driving privelages because he got a seatbelt ticket(gay) so i told him he could crash with me. so he did. thats that. im a nice dude.
saturday get up at like 5 am, and was pissed, because i wanted to catch extra zzz's(its the fucking weekend!) and that didnt happen,so i got up, ran for awhile, came back here.. and sat around untill 10, went to the home gallery and looked at some furnature( i wish i had a girlfriend) then wasted about a hour and half there, headed downtown to the shop because i havent seen those dudes in 2 months and they were like "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatsup hombre!!" and told me to get to work.. had to sterilize needles, clean machines, wipe off ink bottles, throw a bunch of old shitty flash away, and then i got to sit around for awhile, and jesse(who im studying under) was doing a koi fish on some random's back, and he showed me some shading.. and tested me on what i forgot(made me rig up his shading machine basically) and then i had to explain the art of shading to him, and mark was in the backround laughing the whole time because i was pissed that jesse was quizzing me.. got to sit around, got them dinner, awnsered phones.. bullshit work.. left there around 5 or 6 and josh called me to go out and get some beers with his girlfriend robin, and robin's friend.. who supposedly was good looking. so i come here, wash ink and shit off my arms, and get a decent shirt on, and of course pour myself a well diserved jack and coke, walk out to my jeep to get a cig, come around the corner, and see josh, robin and some dude... NO, it was robin's friend.. who happens to be a BEAST.. im talking she could have been a linebacker in the NFL.. so i slam jack and coke number 1(about a quarter of a bottle) and go make myself another one(the rest of the bottle) then go back up to josh's room where robin tells me that the beast(angela i think) thinks im cute and hopes to hook up with me, and i freak out.. so we goto the country bar on base and josh and robin kiss on the way, and i yell "yo thats sick! chicks are for fags dude" and that angela chick was like "yea i kinda thought you were gay" so then i siezed that opportunity and told her about how i was DOWN with the cock.. got to the bar, and went to the counter, ordered 2 budweisers, turned around, she was standing next to me, and thought "oh yay, he bought me a drink" but then her eyes opened the fuck up when i slammed that beer right in front of her, and started drinking the other one.. so after a 6 pack in lets say 10 minutes, i was feeling pretty godamn good (drunk) and about a hour later, i proclamed that i was done for the night.. walked home, ALONE thank god.. because if i would have hooked up with womanbeast that night, i would have gotten FUCKED.. i wouldnt do any of the fucking, i would just be the FUCK-EE, and i would probably cry the whole time.
so thats saturday. sunday was just me laying around, talked to ches for the first time in 20 years, and all that jive. shot pistol's on monday, got a 212 which pissed me off because i usually score upper 230's(240 is the max) tim(my work rival) shot 2 points away from perfect.. anyways, got out of work at like 1200 yesterday, sat around and didnt do shit. went there today, did two courses of fire, and i smoked the fuck out of them and came back here to clean and all that jive.
interesting huh.
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Thursday, September 22nd, 2005
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so tomorrow is friday, so just to let you kids know, i wont be posting anything probably for the weekend, because i like to get real drunk and ill probably be spending most of my time in the STUDIO! haha peace fuckers. oh yea i tried to add most of you to my buddy list but i couldnt fandangle some of yall. so hit me up at Scoobasteve on AIM, and SSgtaussie on Yahoo IM.
steve
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Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
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school whipped my ass today, we did some navy seal bullshit PT in the morning, and then we did hand to hand combat all day long, and my partner was the guy who could easily bench-press me, but it was still fun because this is a refresher course for me so i already know all the moves and shit, so i whipping has ass all day. but when it came my turn to be the crash test dummy, he tried to rip my arms off. not cool.
my whole body is killing me right now.
tomorrow i have the privilege of getting sprayed in the face with military grade OC spray (mace) AGAIN for a re-qual.
ill video tape it, its pretty funny. i have the video from the first time i got certified.
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Sunday, September 18th, 2005
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 its amazing what you find when youre cleaning out old emails. ready for the story? A long time ago, when i was going to school in great lakes, i came home for new years to throw a party, and it was probably one of the best ones ive ever thrown, like 175 people, 2 live bands, kegs.. liquor.. it was awesome. so i hooked up with some chick, that i dont remember her name, but Darcy does, and if she reads this, maybe she'll tell yall with a comment, i just called her Hoover for no apparent reason. so we went up stairs to check on her friend(the chick that hoover came with.. darcy's roomate.. vibrator queen)and i took advantage of the fact that we were right next to my room. so we went in there, and commensed tom foolery.. a little while later(about 2 hours.. thats right ladies.. i go forever) she had to get a break, so she ran to the bathroom, and my brothers busted down my door, and started taking pictures. i was so drunk, and pretty tired that i just laid there, and they put a raccoon hat on my ass and when i went to get another beer, i just covered up my junk with the hat. anyways, that hat is me laying on my bed with a raccoon hat on my ass after like 2452346 hours of sex, at a sick ass party, thrown by me. the monstahh. notice.. theres no tattoos on me then! man.. that was a long time ago. |
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holy fuck. today was a long day.
woke up at like 5am, and did my last checks to make sure that everything is packed and all that.
they passed flight quarters and revilee at 6, so i went up to the aft airlock(where you get out of the ship) so i could get ready to get picked up by the helicopter
at about 7, they told us the fucking helicopter broke down and we had to stick around for a little while longer so about 830 they finally got us on the helicopter, and it was pretty gnarly, but i hate flying, so i was nervous as fuck but i got some cool pictures so it was all good, i would post them, but my computer is being a little bitch right now, more about that later.
so we got to san dog, got to the air port, and got on the 10:00 flight to LA so i could catch my flight to Honolulu, so it was like this little piece of shit plane that you could fit 2 people in, but they jammed like 30 in it. 30 minute flight.. i was like motherfucker untill the HOT ass flight attendant said they had beer, and were offering it.. so i suddenly became happy, and pounded, and i do mean POUNDED 2 budwiesers, and was happy. got to la, and went to check into my other flight that i was on standby on..
oh yea, so get this. when i get on the little ass piece of shit plane in san diego, the hot ass flight attendant hooked me up with an asile seat(IM 6'2") and i was so happy, because right across the 2 inch isle, there was a FINE ass blonde that i wanted to get friggin freaky with and the person i was sitting next to was like a 85 year old lady.. and she looked up at me like the devil was sitting next to her, haha some huge ass tattooed individual with lamb of god blasting the fuck out of my ears on my iPod.. when i ordered beer at 10 in the morning, i thought she was going to have a stroke, and when she was finished with her little water bottle, i asked her for it and she gave me the hairy eye ball. then when i pulled out my can of snuff, she about lost it. but she kept to herself, and was real nice to me. so when i get up to get out of the shit ass tiny plane, the hot blonde was going through her purse, and like 21346 tampons fell right the fuck out, i busted out laughing. that chick was a fucking BITCH yo.
fucking united airlines BOOKED THE FUCK out of the LA-HNL flight, so we were stuck there from like 1100 untill 3-something.. what did we do? find a sports bar and started drinking, alot.
3 32oz mugs of bass later, i was feeling fucking super. they FUCKED the tv's up in the sports bar, so we left there and went to the bar closer to our terminal, and proceeded to drink double shot jack and cokes. like 5 of those later, i was tanked, so i started to call people, naturally, because i hadnt talked to some of my friends for like 2 odd months.
so i dont remember alot of all that besides tim saying " yo lets go" and we went to the terminal to get on the flight, which i always hate doing, because it takes forever. got on the flight, sat BITCH. and got ready to take off.
got in the air, and then they decided it was cool for all the tray tables, and reclining and all that shit and the 7 year old in front of me decided to put his seat back, RIGHT INTO MY FUCKING KNEES, so i pushed the seat when he was trying to recline, ( i know you think thats fucked up, but ive spent too much time on shitty flights, i was tired of being nice) and that little shit kept pushing, and finally gave up, for about 12 seconds, then wanted to try again, and i punched the seat and stood up to commence threatening, THATS when i found out it was a little kid.. so i said" hey little dude, im pretty tall and need my leg room, can you live without reclining your seat" and his mom was like "yea sorry about that, he didnt mean to upset you" i just told her it was a long day, and i was sorry for scaring her little shit ass son.
then i passed out
woke up, didnt know what the time was, or anything. and looked up to see the in flight movie, which isnt too bad half the time.. but oh no. it as SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING FUCKING PANTS for those of you who actually like that movie, i apologize, but i was like what the fuck is this. thank god it was over by the time i found out how the headphones worked. so out came my laptop, and Killadelphia went in(lamb of god DVD that is RIGHTEOUS) the two dudes i was sitting between and i jammed out for a little while, and i attempted to get the bass drum beat down, which is godamn near impossible without kick pedals..
turned out there was only like a half hour left in my flight, so i was happy as fuck about that.. and landed, got my bag, handsome rick came and picked me up from the airport and brought me back to the barracks that was EMPTY and i was pumped, because right now, motley crue is BLARING from my laptop, and NO ONE is here to tell me to turn it down.. because im higher ranking than the rest of them.
so now, im sitting here, about to goto sleep instead of go out like i thought i was going to.. and i wanted to make a paid account for LJ, but i remembered
MY FUCKING COMPUTER WONT LET ME SIGN ON TO A SECURE WEBSITE. and it pisses me off.. i cant log on to my bank, my fuckin hotmail, cant buy shit on Ebay(which is the primary auto parts store for my jeep) and thats why i cant load pictures of this underway period. so if you know how i can fix that, let me know. because im about to chuck this bitch out of a window.
lots of complaining tonight eeh? well, its been a shit ass day.
SHARKY'S crew tomorrow.. i cant wait to get back to the shop and hang out with the fellas, might even get some ink, or give a tattoo.. depends on how tired i am.
oh yea, VA tech SLAYTED THE FUCK out of ohio(45-0).. which we all knew was going to happen, so now.. hopefully theyll move up to #3, but i dont know if michagan lost, and im too lazy to check. we'll find out tomorrow.
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Thursday, September 15th, 2005
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| Mood: |  tired. | | Music: | motley crue-shout at the devil. |
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ive been up since one in the morning.. so fucking tired
today, i got my travel info.. i get helo'ed off this biatch saturday morning, be back in hawaii saturday EVENING! that means saturday night ill be in waikiki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes.
this morning i got yelled at for jamming out to pantera in my office.. at 6 in the morning
and the XO(second in charge of the ship) told me today that i was fucking discusting because i was talking about felching (im not into that shit though) while he was inspecting berthing.. if you dont know what felching is.. hahaha youre in for something craise(pro:cra-say) got that out of tommy lee's book "tommyland" recommend it to EVERYONE!
tiiiired!
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